Mad Men "Dark Shadows"

Grapefruit and burnt toast--the breakfast of champions. Maybe Betty should try the Electrocizer or the Rejuvenator or whatever the hell that thing was called.

Peggy is buried in Heinz. Did anyone else think about Ann-Margret?

At least Sally's family tree has forks. Maybe too many forks. Mine has sporks. Spork--The other plastic utensil. See, I'm at least as good as Ginsberg.

Sally was more than a bit mean. Then again Betty did set her up. Hopefully she understood that part when Don and Megan were arguing. I've always wondered who is the bigger child, Sally or Betty? Betty had a massive backfire. It really pissed her off to learn that Megan knew all about Anna.

Betty catches a glimpse of Megan and hits the Reddi-Wip. She wasn't doing it right.

Don's trying to be creative again. At least it worked out for him. I felt a bit bad for Ginsberg but Don was right about having two ideas. It is good to have a backup though. I guess that Roger isn't the only one trying to prove that he's still got it.

"I can't eat fish five times a week." Not. Going. There. I thought what Betty said about being there for each other was kind of sweet. Not as sweet as Don and Megan's note to each other, but sweet none the less. In fact it was so nice that Betty got to have a piece of meat. She was a very good girl and got a reward. "If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

Sally needs colored pencils and Bobby needs a Trapper Keeper but they won't be around for about another twelve years. Mine was green and had a snap.

Betty shops at A&P--home of the world's smallest turkey.

Someone should've warned Ginsberg not to go after Don. How's that worked out for anyone else? When he told Ginsberg, " I don't think about you at all," That was some old school Don. That sounded like something he would say to Pete.

Pete's having fantasies. When I have fantasies double-sided tape isn't involved. Then again I don't have basic cable fantasies.

Betty has everything she wants and no one has anything better. Really!? Whatever gets you through the saddest Thanksgiving dinner ever. That make Charlie Brown's Thanksgiving dinner look like a Roman orgy.