Ponytails

Years ago one of my friends was into women with ponytails. More specifically; women with ponytails wearing baseball caps. I have to admit that it's a cute look. On the right woman. Guys not so much. Sorry to break it to you dude.

The thing is that sometimes you meet a woman with a ponytail and then see her later with her hair down and you are shocked. Shocked! Maybe it's a case of they don't know what to do with their hair when it's down. Maybe they don't do anything at all. And then sometimes it's by choice. You just want to say to them, "You actually paid someone to make your hair look like that?!" Of course it's unwise to actually say it.

Then again sometimes you meet someone with a cute, short haircut. At some point she says, "I'm letting my hair grow out." What you don't know is that the only reason that she is letting her hair grow so that she can have it in a ponytail all the time. 24/7. Constantly. You'll never see it down again. Ever. So anyway, you say, "Cool."

That's the thing about guys; if they date a woman with short hair they start to wonder what she would look like with longer hair or vice versa. Guys are just funny that way. It's nothing to worry about. Usually. When it starts getting into Vertigo territory--run.